The fanz out there often ask the boyz a tough question… “Yo! I needs me a t-shirt. Where’s your merch stand?”
Truth be told, Luke was responsible for packing all of the merch into the Van on the day he started his stint at the “New Horizons Rejuvenation Centre,” and promptly left our merch cases on the side of the road in Medicine Hat, Alberta. Turns out there were enough “I *heart* Altar Boyz” shirts for every man, woman and child in the Gas City.
Thankfully the Altar Boyz in New York are sellin’ their merch online, so you too can grab your “Got Guilt” t-shirt.
May the Lord forgive the non-buyers for their envy.