Jokez from the Van

28 05 2009

markThe boyz are well known for their mad dance movez and fierce harmoniez, but did you know they can be quite the comedianz too?

Here’s a favourite joke that Mark likes to tell on the road.

Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. “What’s going on here, anyway?” he asked.

“This woman was found committing adultery, and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded.

“Wait,” yelled Jesus. “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.”

Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head.

“Aw, c’mon, Dad…” Jesus cried, “I’m trying to make a point here!”

Ba dum dum ching.

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